do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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