Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods

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(318): View more from Louisiana

omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!

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(240): View more from Maryland

Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.

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(917): View more from New York City

Sober January is a disaster.

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(515): View more from Iowa

I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?

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Eco-friendly.

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(248): View more from Michigan

We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.

(440): View more from Ohio

I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.

(248): View more from Michigan

Playoffs. This shit is serious.

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(512): View more from Texas

dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was

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