we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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