i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Randomize
