please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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