i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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