He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Every concussion has its silver lining
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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