what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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