Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
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