I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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