i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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