you win again, gameday.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Randomize
