If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Randomize