It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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