apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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