What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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