I wanna bring you to show and tell
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
even my farts smell like vagina
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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