They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
