She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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