So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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