I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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