You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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