Pappa wants mamma naked
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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