ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
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