I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
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