remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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