Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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