He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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