i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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