Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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