It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Randomize
