there was a trapeze. enough said
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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