I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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