He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I need to calm my uterus...
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Randomize
