Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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