If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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