Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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