Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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