would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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