Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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