did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
He kissed a someone with a penis
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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