we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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