using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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