Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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