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Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
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