I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Do vagina's smell?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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