well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Randomize
