He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
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