So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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