Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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