Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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