Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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