I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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