Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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